I’m beginning to understand how Charlie Brown feels falling for that football Lucy keeps putting up to kick.
I swear there was one time I cleaned her ears right after she came in. But that was months ago. Now, she’s just doing this to be a female dog.
In fact, I left the door open
cuz I could yell swear words out to the whole neighborhood while still sitting inside, and that female dog silently stole the toy when I wasn’t looking and tossed it in the yard.
I suppose she has many, important doggy things to do out there, such as wrap her tongue around her entire snout.
She’s making me nuts
but I promise to make it look like an accident.
Do you hear something?