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tv tears

Today, Absolutely Bananas has suggested the subject of HEARTBREAK.

What first sprang to mind on this topic? Easy.

The cancellation of Men in Trees (I can’t even link to a show page because abc.com acts like it never existed).

Yes, it was Northern Exposure remade (with a female lead, yay! although it was nutjob Anne Heche, boo!). But it was cute, and it kinda sorta actually captured some reality of living in southeast Alaska (which I did for almost seven years). And they had a show blog, Blogs in Trees, but that too is GONE. SI-A-NARA, BABEEEE.

Delayed by the Writers’ Guild strike, like many others, the show just never regained its footing.

And, as misery loves company, I am happy to report that this was a heartbreak I shared. Yes, the hubs (a true Alaskan) actually watched a show WITH me! Normally, I watch chick shows and he walks out. Or he finds an old Steven Segal movie on TBS, and I walk out.

We finally had a show to share. Then, they cancel it.

I hoped the reports were wrong. I prayed to the cancellation gods to take someone else. Take Ugly Betty. (I never got that show.) But no, when is the interwebs ever wrong?

And as sure as Britney’s not getting custody, one day, POOF. Gone.

I’m looking for a cheap, easy fill-in rebound kinds of shows. ABC, are you listening? Samantha Who better not become Samantha Where. I’m too fragile to suffer another loss.

Have you shed any TV tears lately? Or ever?

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Lessons from Project Runway this week

I have just a few notes from PR, including spoilers, so be forewarned.

wesley.jpgFirst off, Wesley‘s dress WAS bad (and he seemed to know it), so adios. Also, his name kinda bugged me. The Hubs would guess he got beat up on the playground a lot.

blayne.jpgBlayne, who annoyed me the first show, cracked me up with all his mocking of Stella and her luv of leather (or “leatha!” as he said it). She somehow pulled out a good one this time, so I’ll give her that.

pr2_bios_nina.gifThen during judging, Nina Garcia (or, as Heidi says, “NEE-NAH GAH-SEEYAH”) provided a little profound advice that we should all heed:
Shiny, tight and short = cheap look.

Good to know. Better return my Kid’s latest fairy dress.

leanne.jpgLastly, we come to Leanne. Oh, Leanne, Leanne, Leanne. I like you, but have you NOT been paying attention to ANY prior season?

LISTEN TO TIM!! If Tim says there’s too much going on, there’s TOO MUCH GOING ON.

Even I know that, and I can only sew on buttons. But I wouldn’t sew on TOO MANY buttons, if Tim said not to.

Are ya with me on this stuff, readers? Did you agree with Wesley going home?

Tune in next week for more PR reviews…..

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Project Runway begins!

They’re baaaaaack! Do we still love Tim? Yes. And Heidi? I guess so, but can we still hate her for those legs? Those LEGS!

I wonder if she’s going to forget to wear pants all season.

Her legs make my legs look like last year’s, freezer-burned pork sausages.

Anyway, not surprisingly, this season’s contestants have the usual nutso’s, egos and lame-o’s, perhaps heavy on the nutso’s.

Let’s discuss:
blayne.jpgI’d already read about Blayne, the self-professed tanning obsessive who lives in Seattle and worked as a barista. Around here, he must have stuck out like Martian with that skin tone.

What WAS that creation he made? The word diaper was tossed about by the judges several times.

Not sure how long our friend Blayne is going to be around.

stella.jpgThen there’s Stella who decided to use garbage bags to make pants and a top and seemed surprised that her creation looked like “garbage.” She kept saying it over and over, “this outfit is going to look like trash! It’s not working….it’s just gonna be garbage.” Huh?

With all the build-up of her worrying about getting kicked off, I knew she would not get kicked off.

Producers, are you going to be SO obvious all season??

So if not Stella, who got the boot?

jerry.jpgJerry, who falls squarely into the “ego” category. Oh, yeah, this ego made something pretty. Pretty ugly. With ugliness on top.

Between Jerry and Stella, Stella clearly made the nastier, cheaper, slapped-together outfit, so why is she around and Jerry gone? I can only guess the producers think she is a more tv-worthy nutcase than Jerry, who had the personality of a cantaloupe.

My prediction for this season: after Stella goes, women might just dominate this time around! Woo hoo!

What do you predict? Who’d you like? Or hate?

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a catchy theme song, for ya

Now that the sun went back in hiding, Kid has been watching tv (*gasp*), specifically “Scooby Doo” on the Cartoon Network. Actually, it’s “What’s New, Scooby Doo?” a remake of the original show.

BUT, it’s WAY BETTER. WHY?

This show has a catchy theme song. And by “catchy” I mean you won’t get it out of your head, you’ll hum it with your kid, and you’ll Google in your sleep to remind yourself to Google while awake to find out WHO SINGS THAT DAMN SONG.

I’ll spare you the work:

Punk band Simple Plan.

Love it.

And if I ever get my laptop back, I’ll download it from iTunes (square, old lady that I am).

Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na….

Are you humming it, too?

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False Idols

America is so dumb.

Amanda? Gone? While SHE is still there? In the TOP 10?

America is so dumb. I hate America. It’s not my friend anymore.

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