Put on your best thinking caps, Dear Readers! It’s time again for our lovely local bookstore Eagle Harbor’s annual limericks competition.
Which means, yes, more terrible limericks from me because I value your opinion so much and the Hubs doesn’t like any, I am offering a few samples to see what you can stand like the best!
Oh, and unlike prior times where they had Bainbridge Island as the theme, this year’s theme is books!
Please tell me your fave in the comments!
1. A book can help with balance as you walk,
Or guide you to parler, sprechen and talk.
Worlds open wide,
And from life, you can hide.
So unite, bookworms, and never be mocked!
2. A book is the best kind of friend,
Loyal and constant, unlike the wind.
Fulfills all your needs
From laughs to chicken feed,
And props your table leg in the end.
3. I love shopping for books on a Sunday,
While churchgoers seek Grace for their stray.
Nothing leaps from the shelves
Like color spreads of nude elves,
Which I’ll lewdly drool on while they pray.
Please be honest in your comments, and realize I spent ten minutes valuable writing time on these and put my heart into them!
Thanks again for your valuable reading time!
Warning: all copyrights of the above material, and any and all other material contained herein, are reserved to me because we all can see this is incredibly valuable intellectual property, and I do mean intellectual!
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I give you Exhibit A, the Manpri pants.
Please take my survey, reader. Me and my pigeon want to know your thoughts.
Since Kid had yet another half-birthday party at school recently (But THIS TIME I knew about it ahead of time! Ha ha! Preschool, you can’t get me TWO years in a row! 
Sweet, thick, spicy and heavy, that’s me! And the closer it gets to Christmas, I will definitely be SPIKED, too.
