I confessed a few weeks ago about certain artistic endeavors I took on. Now, I have a new confession:
I don’t really like the summer Olympics.
splat! crash! plop! (sounds of rotten vegetables being thrown at me)
The End.
Why, you ask, is Wendy such a traitor to this great land of ours? (that was [...]
So, it’s been about 24 hours since John Edwards “confessed his sins” on tv, and I just wonder, except for the salaciousness of it all, does anyone really care about this affair?
What is important about it? If he runs for public office again, then maybe? In the interview (I read the transcript), he [...]
The challenge this week was to design a summer Olympics opening ceremony outfit for female U.S. athletes.
The guest judge, Apolo Ohno, seemed to have good comments at the end, but when the challenge is to design for female athletes, I wondered why they didn’t get a FEMALE ATHLETE to judge. Are their [...]
I give you Exhibit A, the Manpri pants.
I saw a guy here wearing these and couldn’t quite decide (NO, I didn’t take his picture. What would a man in manpris do to you if you took his picture? Karate chop? Scratch your eyes out? It’s a wild card.).
A [...]
This week from Project Runway (spoilers included!):
My ears bled last night when Tim Gunn said “Holla!” Did yours? I think he thought he was ordering a sandwich, bless his heart.
Suede, Mr. blue mohawk man, Wendy thinks that Suede should either SHUT UP or learn about first person pronouns. Wendy does not like [...]
They’re baaaaaack! Do we still love Tim? Yes. And Heidi? I guess so, but can we still hate her for those legs? Those LEGS!
I wonder if she’s going to forget to wear pants all season.
Her legs make my legs look like last year’s, freezer-burned pork sausages.
Anyway, not surprisingly, this [...]
And now, I shall revisit high school English class with my compare and contrast of
Kung Fu Panda and Wall-E.
COMPARE:
1. Both are cartoons.
2. Neither is rated R.
3. Both are less than 100 minutes long.
CONTRAST:
1. Panda is clearly made for kids with colorful, rollicking fun; Wall-E is made for….well, I can only guess, depressed environmentalists who just [...]
