Entries Tagged as 'me-me-me'

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

My Bainbridge Island police blotter

February 23:
Officers were called to the residence, a site of a possible manmouseslaughter. A match to the tire tread imprint was immediately found on the resident’s Toyota automobile. “IF I did it, it was an accident. I didn’t have anything against him,” the woman claimed. However, after officers searched the garage, […]

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Blogging away to nothing: blogging tips I hate

I’m having trouble writing anything lately. I think I’ve been reading too much blogging advice, and it just depresses me. Did you bloggers out there know these things?
1. Posting every day is passe — just clutters up people’s readers. Work the system, I say.
2. No one cares what I had […]

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

Abusing my Reader

I must confess.
I’ve been on a binge. Fortunately for my ass, not the edible kind. It’s my Google Reader. I have been adding subscriptions like a madwoman. Her, and her, and him, and him and this one is good for quick laughs (for a dork like me) and this one, too […]

Friday, January 25th, 2008

something I said?

Okay, bloggers, you surf, you read, you might even take the time to comment. And then, occasionallllllly, you might drift back to the place you commented to see if anyone else commented on your comment.
I said occasionally. When you can remember where it was. And when you feel curious.
So, you look […]

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

thrill-seeking in midlife

I was never one of those people who HAD to try skydiving. The thought even now makes me want to barf. I did have some thrills backpacking, kayaking, scuba diving and even helicoptering into the wilderness.
Being home all the time on a little island with a 4 year old person and […]

Friday, January 18th, 2008

my annual mamm-o-smush-o-rama

Once you’ve earned a certain number of grey hairs, gained a certain amount of wisdom from years of stupid experiences, then and only then, do you have the annual joy of……giant plates flattening your boobs, with an audience (who has no sense of humor but a big wad of chewing gum). Okay, it’s possible […]

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

can you guess what I got for Christmas?

So, I am a little late but hey, just tying up loose ends at the start of the new year…..
No, it wasn’t a couple of junkos.
No, it wasn’t a Woody Woodpecker cartoon. (Git yor mind outta da gutter, the rest o yas.)

And it WASN’T a new camera. Anyone?

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