Let the dog in!

While I’m at the eye doctor’s the other day, I had to fill out a new form on medical information since over a year had passed from the previous exam.
I’m looking at what I filled out before. No medicine allergies, no cataracts. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Then I read, Occupation: homemaker.
Huh?
In […]

I may not know what Fergie sounds like, but gimme 10cc on a quiz, and I rock!
Ah, those were the days, listening to 45’s on my little white and red record player with the AM/FM radio. Mixed in with the Bill Cosby records, too, of course.
Do you realize there are no more […]

Click here and please vote for Wendy’s caption in Diesel’s weekly caption contest.
I’ll wax your car for you.
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In addition to the flippin’, I am also twittin’. You twit, too?

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Last night, I had a golden opportunity slip right through my fingers, my fingers that have handed over countless movie tickets to ticket rippers, eaten billions of buckets of popcorn while watching larger-than-life images roll in front of me, and grabbed innumerable armrests during shocker moments of thrillers.
An A.C. Nielsen Movie Survey guy […]

I’m working on all these limericks for the bookstore contest here, and now I can’t stop! And they’re just getting worse!
“Blogging’s the thing!” they all say.
Thousands in cash every day!
Just upload and push,
To show baby’s fresh tush,
And your Paypal brims over; yes, way!
Oy, I’m irritating myself. Where’s a haiku when you need one?
Anyone […]

February 23:
Officers were called to the residence, a site of a possible manmouseslaughter. A match to the tire tread imprint was immediately found on the resident’s Toyota automobile. “IF I did it, it was an accident. I didn’t have anything against him,” the woman claimed. However, after officers searched the garage, […]