Entries Tagged as 'health'

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Woman with a disappointing birth story–it’s a comedy

Knocked Up is out on dvd, so I finally saw it. Like a lot of parents, movie theater visits have catapulted into that memory category called “previous good times.” Who knew I’d treasure those days I opened the paper (not online), see a showtime, walk out the door and See That Show! [...]

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

open wiiiiiiide

No one likes dental visits, right? I’m with you. It’s one of those things good for you but unpleasurable. Sure, Kid was cooperative getting her teeth cleaned. But she had two things going for her: she got SpongeBob toothpaste at the end (do they have Kahlua flavored for grownups?), and [...]

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

and they called it puppy love

I took myself for a walk yesterday. My pooch, the dog who constantly needs in or out, is on vacation. How she scores one and I don’t is a whole OTHER story. Oy, don’t get me started. I’m a little bitter…
THIS story is about having a need met serendipitously one [...]

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

NEED PARENTAL RELIEF? EXERCERA DELUXE 40” DIAMETER TRAMPOLINE!

Sure, you could take some parenting classes, read some how-to books to release years of emotional baggage and improve your personal skills at calm, relaxed instruction to your hyper monkey, maybe even seek counseling for yourself or your whole family to better relate to each other without the use of screaming at the top of [...]

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

sounds heard at my house

“Oo oo, ee ee, oo oo, eeeeee!” (Curious George on tv)
Thumphf, thumphf.
Thumphf, thumphf.
Thumphf, thumphf.
Kid got a small trampoline. Prep for rainy season.
Don’t think we need a hamster and a wheel after all.
Thumphf, thumphf.
Thumphf, thumphf.
Thumphf, thumphf.
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Friday, August 31st, 2007

weighing in

My anxiety rises. It permeates the house atmosphere, even more than dirty dog smell. From my first waking moment until I go to bed at night, a low level buzz is present.
The end of summer blues? No. The start of school for Kid? No. DH’s constant travel-schedule-and-subsequent-assimilation-back-into-the-family [...]

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

My head is a lava lamp,

Filled with blobby, drippy, glumpy goo
That slowly slides from side to side
In my head,
Ear to ear,
Each time I roll over at night.
I have a cold.
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