Let the dog in!

We were in the bathroom multitasking, me brushing my teeth, her on the potty. Yes, a regular Norman Rockwell scene (now THAT’S what we want hanging on our wall!).
I finish brushing, take a sip of water and spit.
“Mommy, have you ever peed in a cup?”
“Yes,” I said finishing my last gulp. […]

My fab nursing abilities apparently come with an expiration date…..
day 1: Oh, poor BAYYYYBY! Come to mommy! *hugs*
day 2: Still feeling bad? (hm, missing summer preschool morning session…oh well) Here, sit on my lap! Have a popsicle!
day 3: Hot forehead AGAIN?! Now, where’d I put that thermometer? Look, Daddy’s home from […]

A part of me (yeah, THAT part) always knew thong underwear was dangerous, and now there’s a lawsuit to prove it.
This Victoria’s Secret litigation raises many questions, such as:
*52-year-olds wear thongs? really? is there no age limit on thong wearing? should there be? (no offense intended. I’m 41 and I wouldn’t go near […]

For Make Me Laugh Monday, hosted by Absolutely Bananas, here is Monty Python’s Birthing Sketch.

I just love these guys. We used to watch MP’s Flying Circus on PBS every Sunday night when I was in junior high.
I saw part of this scene recently in Ricki Lake’s the Business of Being […]

adjective:
1. Bearing or bringing disease.
2. Infected with or contaminated by a pestilential disease.
3. Morally evil or dangerous to society; pernicious.
4. Bothersome; troublesome; annoying.
Pestiferous is from Latin pestifer, “pestilential,” from pestis, “pestilence,” + -fer, “bearing.”

No, I did not make this word up, but it does sound like something Willy Wonka would say.
And what is pestiferous to […]

Once you’ve earned a certain number of grey hairs, gained a certain amount of wisdom from years of stupid experiences, then and only then, do you have the annual joy of……giant plates flattening your boobs, with an audience (who has no sense of humor but a big wad of chewing gum). Okay, it’s possible […]

Jenny’s got her Hot Mamas Know beauty tips going on today, and I can only think of one thing today as a great make-you-feel-better-about-yourself and add-an-outer-glow:
SLEEP
What else improves your demeanor, your posture, and your sense of self so quickly and cheaply??
Okay, so maybe it’s not always cheap if your home is inhabited by […]