I know. It’s been hard to sleep, hasn’t it?
What with all the pumpkin decomposing going on.
When we last joined our garbage on the porch story, Vampire Kitty was looking a bit saggy, a bit un-Botoxed British actress-y. And Dog Pumpkin had its dark side growing from within.
Let’s see how they’re doing…
DAY SEVEN
What a difference a day makes, eh? Poor Vampire Kitty, she seems so deflated.
DAY EIGHT
I did not see that coming! Bat lost a wing! Although, in bat hindsight, totally predictable since he was sitting by the front door a metropolitan runway with his wings all vulnerable, hanging out there.
Meanwhile, Vampire Kitty has some nasty stuff happening internally. It almost looks like my shower drain hair growing in there. Zombie pumpkin hair?
DAY NINE
There’s really no magic serum to save Vampire Kitty in this story. (As an aside, those smiling pumpkins seem to be holding up. Perhaps it is all attitude? Or that they were carved most recently…)
DAY TEN
Bat got a little triage, see? But Vampire Kitty is turning rapidly into Pancake Kitty. And she’s leaky.
DAY ELEVEN
Okay, this is just plain gross.
Which is what the Hubs finally said.
Leaving us with this:
Aw. I miss their slimy, leaky, stinky pulpiness.
(Which is also what I said about the cancellation of As the World Turns.)
Well, you laughed, you cried you were grateful not to live with me or have to come over this past week.
Thus concludes our little gourdy drama…
Pumpkin bread, anyone?
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