Lately, the Hubs and I under duress have been watching a series called Everest: Beyond the Limit.

Not surprisingly, our reactions to the 14 kajillion episodes are slightly opposite, similar to our housekeeping styles, different.
The Hubs: Isn’t this awesome?! Don’t you wanna go to Base Camp some day??
Me: What is it about giant high altitude latrines mountains that attract complete nutjobs?
The Hubs: You’re kidding, right?
Me: You’re kidding, right??
You understand, readers, don’t you? I mean, I’ve been freezing in my own living room this Aprilary on Bainbridge Island, and he thinks I’d pay a buttload of money to snow camp in minus 3?
And I only feel this strongly because now I’ve seen the video of what happens up there, all kajillion episodes.
High altitude sickness, tent cities, pulmonary adema, cerebral adema, headaches, nausea, frostbite, snow blindess & dying — this is not a list to tempt me for a vacation.
This is an Afghani’s torture options list.
My vacation list goes more like this — oxygen, warmth (but not hot), sun, large bodies of water, boating, outdoor music, cocktails, oxygen, hammocks, Paolo the cabana boy servants, wildlife, fresh food fed to me by Paolo, hikes, kayaks, peace and oxygen.
What does your vacation list look like?
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