Once you’ve earned a certain number of grey hairs, gained a certain amount of wisdom from years of stupid experiences, then and only then, do you have the annual joy of……giant plates flattening your boobs, with an audience (who has no sense of humor but a big wad of chewing gum). Okay, it’s possible […]
It is officially Fall. We had a nice little harvest fair here last month, full of small town charm. But I have another crop growing, and it’s not harvest time. Yet.
I’m normally a poor gardener with plants shriveling, browning, and sprouting but then stopping. But this crop grows like […]
Jenny at Absolutely Bananas, visionary that she is, has declared a beauty tips-sharing day. So I thought I’d jump on this bandwagon. Or at least walk next to it, panting and thirsty, yelling, “hey, guys, wait for meeeee….”
Some who know me will be surprised that I have a tip. I […]
FYI — the latest recall is something we almost bought, AquaDots. Well, if you count Kid yelling, “I want That!!” as almost buying it.
Bullet dodged, turns out. I mean, if Kid didn’t eat half of them, the Dog would have.
Possible coma avoided, although a tiny bit of quiet time around here […]
Ha! I just noticed that they are showing Rocky Horror Picture Show here tomorrow (Halloweeeeeeeen).
On our little suburban island.
Of course, it is an 8pm show time, rather than midnight.
I saw this movie several times. The first time, my dad took me and my brother.
That turned out to be the best […]
No one likes dental visits, right? I’m with you. It’s one of those things good for you but unpleasurable. Sure, Kid was cooperative getting her teeth cleaned. But she had two things going for her: she got SpongeBob toothpaste at the end (do they have Kahlua flavored for grownups?), and […]
Recently, I had the luck to shower alone.
Hohoho, you say, grrrrrrrrrr and meeeeooooww!!
No, it’s not that. Try a 4 year old. A water-loving one.
My point is this time I had time to think, time to read. (so here I am writing; just ask Virginia Wolff about that) […]
