Saturday, August 28th, 2010
The Anti-Birthday Letter
Dear Kid,
Yes, it’s your birthday. Yes, you’re finally 7 years old.
I hope you’re happy with yourself, and all your constant growing and stretching. I just want to know: when will it stop??
Where is my cute, monkey toddler? The one I found climbing kitchen cabinets at 4am and smearing food coloring on [...]








