I want to kill love my dog. She’s normally a decent enough dog as long as you’re not another dog and are a person with a penis.
Sure, she begs like she just got out of a concentration camp, but that’s just because the Hubs we’ve encouraged her. She even moans and growls to insist on treats in the morning.
But I can ignore all that. I can even ignore the way she ignores me to sidle up next to the Hubs and show her clear preference of humans in the household. Daily.
But as of today, she moved past annoying and into getting dropped off at a faraway, unnamed location expensively bad dog.
While waiting for us in the car, she chewed almost all the way through a seat belt. WTF??
She was extra frisky on our run this morning, yes. Much to the amusement of other walkers, she dragged me down the road as she frolicked in and out of mud puddles at high speed. Spring had sprung in her walnut-sized dog brain.
But she has never been destructive like this. Even as a puppy, she rarely chewed through anything. Maybe that one strap on my Teva sandal when I wanted a new pair of sandals anyway. But the freaking seat belt of my car?? Do you know how much those cost?!
I’m trying to plot my revenge, but it’s hard when she still just ignores me.
Here’s a video of another bad dog. This one’s cute, like every bad dog that isn’t mine. Just don’t show this clip to my bad dog and give her any more evil ideas.
Do you have a bad dog??
