I was watching the dog lick herself the other day and got to wonderin’.
What if your personal care regime was the same as your pet’s?
Think about.
You could bend over and lick your package for instant personal tidiness.
Anywhere, anytime, if you go by my dog’s standard.
You may need help with cleaning your ears. Preferably by someone who actually loved you, not a paid hand who probably is may be a touch sadistic.
And if you end up smelling of lavender or some other blechy scent that makes you barf (which you could totally do anywhere you felt like), you could just go out and roll in crap to stink fix yourself up right!
Best of all: One giant shake and you’re all fluffed and ready for action.
Cat owners, you might have that hairball issue, but we’re sure you’ll manage…
