I was watching the dog
lick herself the other day and got to wonderin’.
What if your personal care regime was the same as your pet’s?
You could bend over and lick your package for instant personal tidiness.
Anywhere, anytime, if you go by my dog’s standard.
You may need help with cleaning your ears. Preferably by someone who actually loved you, not a paid hand who
probably is may be a touch sadistic.
And if you end up smelling of lavender or some other blechy scent that makes you barf (which you could totally do anywhere you felt like), you could just go out and roll in crap to
stink fix yourself up right!