If you, like the Hubs, had broken your leg and not been allowed to walk on it for 3 months, you too would probably be stir crazy by Month One Two.
Particularly, if all that left you subject to the whims of say, ME, for that entire, bedridden time.
What you would eat, what you would drink not counting sneaking beer and using a pair of pliers you found to open them, and worst of all, where you would go in the car, that being to a certain place called Not Home Depot and also to Never Home Depot, all determined by moi.
Yes, I’m sure you’d be pushed mentally and do a few not-so-bright things.
Also, it could be the drugs talking to you.
All of which goes to explain the Hubs’ hobbling foray (click click click went the crutches) to the front yard after a crew of monkeys cut down a huge, maple tree.
There was all that sawdust in the driveway.
Sure, that thought disturbed him.
What didn’t disturb him was this thought:
Or, to put it more relatable to him, this:
Reminds me of that Fred Astaire song, Something’s Gotta Give, from the movie Daddy Long Legs.
(The song starts at 1:15 in the clip if you weren’t a weird child like me and saw all his movies haven’t heard it before.)
Okay, for full disclosure, I’ve been ordered to point out that the Hubs did not actually fall down.
No, I don’t have a photo of him falling he didn’t hit the ground, but he almost did. So there.
Some how these outings and things are not listed as potential side effects…
Be sure to tune in next week to see the Hubs use his crutches to shimmy up a ladder and refill the bird suet feeders….
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My guy has done a few silly things with his broken hand – must be a boy thing.
Oh eeek. So, will he heal first or drive you totally insane?
M
yes, men, they are oddly fascinating. for awhile…until they drive you nuts!
if he hurts himself while on crutches, i will LOSE IT.