Let the dog in!

You may recall the raccoon who got stuck way up in a tree in front of our house? For hours and hours?

Trapped, cornered, alone, he looked like this:

Now, look at this guy:

Notice any similarity?

This is Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson’s personal physician, who sent a letter to his patients a few weeks ago that he would no longer be their physician because he had “a chance of a lifetime” he would pursue.

Turns out, he’s probably the last person to see Michael Jackson alive and he’s the person who unsuccessfully administered CPR on a worldwide icon.

Awkward.

Well, if he wanted fame, he made the right choice. Except that now he has his own lawyer (probably a criminal one, I’m guessing) and the headlines say things like:
Lawyer Denies Doc Drugged Jackson With Demerol
and
Lawyer: Doctor Found Jackson with Pulse
and
Jackson Family Doesn’t Trust Michael’s Doctor
and
The Terrible Plight of Dr. Conrad Murray

Boy, doncha just kick yourself all day after you pick the wrong line at the grocery store?

Maybe the doc needs a smidge of Demerol right about now….