Monthly Archives: March 2009

oh, he’s a lumberjack….

Look what this woodpecker did in our yard!
dsc_00282
Well, I can’t say for sure about that cause/effect part for our broken alder. I may have been watching The View and eating crumb cake muffins that morning was probably working with the Kid on her Latin flash cards and didn’t actually see it break like that.
dsc_0035
Colombo always said the criminal returns to the scene of the crime. And he looks guilty, doesn’t he?

Even if he isn’t guilty, I’m sure he wished he did it.

Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Share

already, she’s learning lessons the hard way

Sometimes, your children have good, helpful advice. Or, accurate information, at least, that they have determined on their own, through exploration, experimentation or maybe, just plain dares.

While driving today, I was sternly advised from the backseat (the Kid) to “never, ever put your finger in your ear and then in your mouth.”

Why?
obama-finger-in-ear
“‘Cuz it tastes nasty!!”

I guess, some lessons she will have to learn on her own. Might as well start early.

[And, no, you could not pay me enough to find out the full extent of this body "taste-testing."]

Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Share

say “uncle”!!

For part of our last vacation, my younger brother joined us. The Kid had not seen him for two years, I think, and she didn’t really remember him.

He shouldn’t take it personally. She doesn’t remember 2 out of 3 of her preschool teachers either. Where we ate chocolate ice cream three states away, two years ago, yes. Teachers she saw every day, no.

Once we RE-introduced them, she was suspicious at first. He’s a single guy in his 30′s and has spent about as much time playing with little kids as I have appearing as a guest judge on Top Chef. That being, none, unfortunately for Top Chef.

After a day or two, though, she started in with the usual torture, pestering him while riding in the backseat together, etc. But she still couldn’t remember his name.

My uncle! she kept saying. My uncle is going to sit in the back with me. My uncle is ignoring me, Mom. My uncle…..

Once back home, she finally said, “what was my uncle’s name again?”

You’d think she’s 82 and at any moment, will start remembering the introduction of that strange, new contraption, the automobile.

“Eric, his name is Eric,” I said slowly and clearly. As if we have a language barrier, mine being English and hers being…?

“Uncle Eric? Like ‘carrot’?”

“Yes, sweetie, like Uncle Carrot.”

Bet she’ll remember his name now.

There’s my uncle! Where’s the dip?
carrots

Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Share