Perhaps, he should go easier on the peppermint schnapps next time?

From the Bainbridge Island police blotter for December 25th:

Assault: A Bainbridge woman was arrested for striking her boyfriend’s head with a hot cup of cocoa at a Pleasant Beach Drive home shortly after 11:15 p.m. Police found the victim cleaning the peppermint schnapps-flavored hot chocolate off of a vehicle parked in a garage. He told police he had made the hot chocolate to ease the suspect’s nerves after they had an argument about financial issues. The hot chocolate’s ceramic mug caused a small lump when it struck him near an ear.

Merry friggin’ Christmas, idiot! This year I got you a concussion!

Aren’t we classy on Bainbridge? Somewhere else it might have been a glass of Rebel Yell, and not (I’m guessing here) a handmade ceramic mug filled with Scharffen Berger hot cocoa with schnapps. But I think the island version would pack the bigger punch.

Especially if the cocoa was HOT.

And do we believe the official statement? A fight about financial issues? Would that make you throw a spiked mug of cocoa? What do you think they were really fighting about?

[If they’re not careful, someone could end up living in a canoe….]

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7 responses to “Perhaps, he should go easier on the peppermint schnapps next time?

  1. I’m guessing that the doofus probably made a crack about how much money his girlfriend spent on that fancy-shmancy hot chocolate. The implication was clearly there that the money could have been much better spent on something USEFUL – like a new Wii, or an iPhone.

    Just a guess. Not like we have those sorts of disagreements in our canoe, I mean, home. 🙂

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  2. At least it wasn’t Ovaltine.

  3. Ha! I like what Half Assed said… Hahahahaaa…. Made me forget what I was gonna say!

    jennyonthespots last blog post..Make Me Laugh Monday – Kids and butts

  4. OMG – where do you find these clips? Spoils the whole peppermint hot chocolate love affair I have going on.

  5. What? You don’t solve your marital disagreements with a mug of spiked cocoa over your hubby’s head? There’s another way?

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  6. half assed, he would deserve the hit in that case!

    jenny, are you confessing a brain fart?

    kathleen, our good ol local newspaper has these little gems! puts the power of that drink in a whole new light, eh?

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