[We interrupt this family blog for the following information:]
I just stumbled across this product review and it amazed me (can you say “sheltered life?”). And all in time for Christmas!
“It’s about time someone started applying machine intelligence to good things rather than the seemingly evil: the new JeJoue SaSi “personal massager” comes with built-in motion playlists and also actually learns what its lady likes in the way of sub-knicker action. And occasionally, just for kicks, it rocks a bit of freestylin’ to give you a surprise.
. . . .the SaSi has two modes: a simple “natural” mode where you can select from its pre-chosen vibe patterns, and the “learn” mode, where it morphs between different styles, learning what you like as you vote yes or no using its (apparently) iPod-inspired control pad.”
Husbands all across the land will be getting permission to play that round of golf. Better yet, make that two rounds.
[And does anyone remember that scene from Sex and the City where Samantha was at Sharper Image perusing the hand-held massagers?]
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If my wife finds this then I’m for sure getting replaced. What will she need me for? More batteries?
Mikes last blog post..Are We Having Fun Yet?
Wow. That’s…umm…purple. And oddly shaped.
Dumblonds last blog post..Dance Biscuits
Mike, you’d be battery delivery boy services. Yup.
Dumblond, yes purple, for her pleasure.
I want the purple one.
Mike…if she invests in rechargeable batteries I’m afraid you’ll become completely unnecessary.
She might still need him to turn on the record player or open her wine.