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Learn-A-Word Wednesday: woebegone \WOE-bee-gon\

adjective:
1. Beset or overwhelmed with woe; immersed in grief or sorrow; woeful.
2. Being in a sorry condition; dismal-looking; dilapidated; run-down.

Socrates, condemned to death by the people of Athens, prepares to drink a cup of hemlock, surrounded by woebegone friends.
– Alain De Botton, The Consolations of Philosophy

Woebegone is from Middle English wo begon, from wo (from Old English wa, used to express grief) + begon, past participle of begon, “to go about, to beset,” from Old English began, bigan, from bi-, “around, about” + gan, “to go.”

This word reminds me of this book which I have not read. From the title, sounds depressing. I know, it’s a radio show! Whatever.

I’m grumpy today and feeling woebegone because….well, a variety of things. Here’s one thing:

img_4394-1.jpg My BABY lost her first tooth. I was not prepared for my emotional reaction.

I almost cried. WTH? A tooth. A teeny weeny baby tooth. That, IMO, has no business being out of that flappin’ little mouth. Truly, a lazy tooth shirking its responsibilities. I am sure it had many more months, maybe years, of chewing that it was lined up for.

And THIS, two weeks before she goes off to full day kindergarten? What I am going to be like on THAT DAY?

You don’t want to know. I don’t want to know.

All I feel like doing now is going around woeing…sighsighsigh.

Are you having woebegone days?

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confession time, again….now, the Summer Olympics in Beijing

rings.jpgI confessed a few weeks ago about certain artistic endeavors I took on. Now, I have a new confession:
I don’t really like the summer Olympics.

splat! crash! plop! (sounds of rotten vegetables being thrown at me)

The End.

Why, you ask, is Wendy such a traitor to this great land of ours? (that was your question, right?) Well, I had hoped that Project Runway episode would have excited me about the Games, but no, apparently not.

I like the winter Olympics just fine. It’s snowy and pretty. There’re hockey players, skiing, and the ICE DANCING! I can tap into all my time spent as a youth watching Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly movies (oops, my girly-girl is showing). They didn’t have ice dancing when I was a kid (I don’t think) but I’m sure my skating lessons in elementary school were heading me in that direction. What ever happened to that as my career? I asked my mother that a few years ago.

“Oh, I don’t know. I probably got tired of driving you there,” said mom. Future greatness dashed.

But summer Olympics, there’s what? Track and field. Ohhhhh, ahhhhhhh. Look, I can’t run fast. I’m built for slow. Possible endurance, but slow. I’m the one you want with you in bear country. The thrill of track left with FloJo. She’s not in the Olympics now, is she?

What else you got for Olympic gold? Basketball. Mmmmmmm. Yeah, I’m pretty sure I could watch that other times of the year.

Diving? Is a sport you HAVE to watch on slo-mo replay really meant for tv watching? And there’s that *SPLAT* sound which reminds me of too many belly flops from my youth.

Other sports? Did you know there’s trampoline this year? How did a warm-up routine for the REAL SPORTS become a competition in itself? Next, it will be stretching and taping. Although gymnasts might already be doing that on the floor routine. That’s tape they’re waving around, right? How about carbo-loading as a sport? I might like to see that.

I want to like the Olympics. I read about all of you out there glued to your sets, rooting and absorbed. I wish I felt that way.

Olympics, I’m just not that into you.

What am I missing? Is there an Olympic sport that’s awesome this summer? (we’re talking sports, NOT just oogling the hot bods!)

Or, are you secretly like me??

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Marriage, for real

I’m taking a stab at the writing prompt Jenny offered this week: Marriage in real life.

Well. What can I say about marriage? In the big scheme of things, it’s fairly early yet. I’m going on 7 years. Just one dog year, actually. Hm, seemed longer.

Even though I was 35 when I got married in Belize or maybe because I was 35 and got married in Belize, I still had fantasies going into the institution. Let’s compare my fantasy/pre-marriage versus reality:

Fantasy One: We’ll feel so giddy and gooey about each other all the time!
Reality: That glittery glow fades once you start bickering about stupid crap like whether the cutting board should stay out all the time or get put away (put away, right?).

Fantasy Two: We’ll have hot, passionate sex anytime we want.
Reality: We’ll have a hot, passionate daughter all the time.

Fantasy Three: Each night we’ll spoon together, snuggling our way into dreamland!
Reality: 3 words – KING-SIZED BED (or is that 2 words?).

Fantasy Four: Each night we’ll spoon together, whispering sweet nothings as we snuggle our way into dreamland!
Reality: 2 words — EAR PLUGS, due to the snoring wars.

Fantasy Five: Each night we’ll spoon together and sometimes have hot, passionate sex in the midst of that dreamland haze.
Reality: We’ll have the aforementioned, hot, passionate daughter climbing into the aforementioned king-sized bed, ruining the spooning and the other.

Yes, married life has many realities you may not anticipate, but at the end of the day, you share a home and build a life with a person who has promised to stick by you, even if you start blogging about him, and love you anyway.
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[I am told the hubs may have a different set of fantasy/reality.]

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What is that guy building in my backyard?

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The Hubs has a project. This is it. In case you’re wondering if this is trick photography (would I trick you??), there are no other buildings to be attached to it. Just this. Can you guess what it is?

If you’ve read this blog for a few months, you might remember this:
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You may also recall I’ve been declared “white trashiest.” Could we be ascending descending to a new level?

[Update on that truck: the mechanic who has had it for a week wants to put a "Not For Sale" sign on it to stop all the men asking every day to buy it. The hubs is so proud.]

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Project Runway duets

[again, spoilers below!]

This week the contestants in Project Runway had to work in teams of two to make an outfit for Brooke Shields’ character in Lipstick Jungle. Lipstick Jungle didn’t get canceled?

jerell.jpgFirst off, Jerell woke up or landed from his planet or perhaps, his teammate Stella lassoed his ass back down with her leather (“leatha!”) straps. Whatever it was, Jerell made what I thought was the most appropriate outfit for the task and should have won.

kenley.jpgKenley, with all her loud opinions, actually helped her team leader, Keith, to improve the shape of the dress they made (but Nina was right that it looked more cocktail than office). Although Kenley bugs me with her flower-in-the-hair-40′s-retro deal, I couldn’t help enjoy her burst of laughter when Daniel proclaimed for the 43rd time thus far, “I have very high end taste!” (or did he say, I have hiney taste?).

Me thinks he doth protest too much!

blayne.jpgAs for Blayne, WTF?? I think he has not worked in an office or been around women of…*throat clearing*…a certain age. We are not wearing those shorts to the office, dear. I personally would not wear them in a house. I would not wear them with a mouse. I would not wear them here or there. I would not wear… You get the idea. (I’m all literary today!)

I’m pretty sure Blayne’s gonna be Exhibit A in the future class action lawsuit proving excessive tanning can fry your brain cells.

kelli.jpgLastly, we had Kelli and Daniel‘s design. Ick. If she just would have left out that green, lacey crap, it would have helped. But her outfit was cheap, dated and unoriginal. However, it was almost worth it to hear Kors say slutty-slutty-slutty real fast.

daniel.jpgAnd Daniel, her teammate, took no responsibility (“I don’t care” “It’s her design”) which seemed to help him in the end, in fact. Way to save your scrawny butt, D! Especially after making that horrid skirt.

Did you agree with Kelli getting booted? I thought Blayne was a goner. I think the weeding-out process is going just fine here, though. We could still stand to lose a few more. I’m lookin’ at you, Daniel! As Tim would say, Keep up the good work, people!

[Did you see next week is DRAG QUEEN designs??!]

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