She: We got new “No Parking” signs on the street in front of our house! Yippee!! No more cars blocking our driveway visibility! No more walking in the middle of the road with the dog! I have to call my friends!
He: Did you see that bullsh*t out front?!
She: Oh, it will be great! Thank goodness they’re in before school starts next week, and people are parking every which way!
He: Think they put enough of them out there?! It’s an insulting level of city management. There are 100 signs in 20 feet. Bah! Too much!
She: First, the lower speed limit, now these. It’s SUCH an improvement and so much safer!
He: Just ridiculous! Can’t even see the trees for all the signs. And at our expense! They’re just a permanent, glow-in-the-dark reminder of tax dollar waste.
She: Oh, take your pills, dear.
He: Next, they’ll put up a “Breathe” sign….
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That is an awful lot of no parking signs! I prefer a few nail-spiked boards hidden along the curb…tends to discourage illegal parking.
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I’ve gotta meet your DH. He sounds like my kinda guy. (I agree with you, though, about the annoyance of walking the dog in the street due to too many parked cars).
My problem with that whole scene (aside from having to pay for it) is the wobbly paint job that they did leading up to southern little island. What’s up with that!? It’s supposed to form a nice, straight triangle, but it looks like the painter was drunk at the time.
I’m way to OCD to deal with that everytime I drive by there. Bleck!
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Just another case of right brain, left brain. Now you just have to decide who left their brain…
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Jenn, you mean!
Brooke, you and he would probably get along great. And they did do a crappy paint job. And shouldn’t those medians be triangular??
Mike, seems like the city left their brain at home….
Well the islands are supposed to be that shape for safety….
As far as the signs are concerned I’m with Earl. Its a complete waste of time and money. The night glare when they are stacked that tight is awful. I didn’t move out to the country to have the road in front of my house look like that!!!! I HATE THEM – THEY MUST BE DESTROYED (at least most of them, 2 or 3 are okay)!!!!!!!!!!
“He: Did you see that bullsh*t out front?!”
LOL!
I can picture him saying that. It is an obscene amount.
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Sheri, I’m thinking people will be knocking them down with their cars by the end of next week.
Will, he DID say that. All true, all true….