Let the dog in!

[again, spoilers below!]

This week the contestants in Project Runway had to work in teams of two to make an outfit for Brooke Shields’ character in Lipstick Jungle. Lipstick Jungle didn’t get canceled?

First off, Jerell woke up or landed from his planet or perhaps, his teammate Stella lassoed his ass back down with her leather (”leatha!”) straps. Whatever it was, Jerell made what I thought was the most appropriate outfit for the task and should have won.

Kenley, with all her loud opinions, actually helped her team leader, Keith, to improve the shape of the dress they made (but Nina was right that it looked more cocktail than office). Although Kenley bugs me with her flower-in-the-hair-40’s-retro deal, I couldn’t help enjoy her burst of laughter when Daniel proclaimed for the 43rd time thus far, “I have very high end taste!” (or did he say, I have hiney taste?).

Me thinks he doth protest too much!

As for Blayne, WTF?? I think he has not worked in an office or been around women of…*throat clearing*…a certain age. We are not wearing those shorts to the office, dear. I personally would not wear them in a house. I would not wear them with a mouse. I would not wear them here or there. I would not wear… You get the idea. (I’m all literary today!)

I’m pretty sure Blayne’s gonna be Exhibit A in the future class action lawsuit proving excessive tanning can fry your brain cells.

Lastly, we had Kelli and Daniel’s design. Ick. If she just would have left out that green, lacey crap, it would have helped. But her outfit was cheap, dated and unoriginal. However, it was almost worth it to hear Kors say slutty-slutty-slutty real fast.

And Daniel, her teammate, took no responsibility (”I don’t care” “It’s her design”) which seemed to help him in the end, in fact. Way to save your scrawny butt, D! Especially after making that horrid skirt.

Did you agree with Kelli getting booted? I thought Blayne was a goner. I think the weeding-out process is going just fine here, though. We could still stand to lose a few more. I’m lookin’ at you, Daniel! As Tim would say, Keep up the good work, people!

[Did you see next week is DRAG QUEEN designs??!]

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