I’ve slightly altered the writing prompt from Absolutely Bananas this week, 10 Things I’ve Learned from My Child to 10 Things I Wish I Hadn’t Learned. (I can SO do it; last I checked, it IS my blog)
10. a chicken nugget salad (salad topped with nuggets, for you uninitiated) is actually quite delicious;
9. a perky child’s delivery of what’s known around here as “The Guts Grab” leaves a bruise in the shape of small fingerprints;
8. Mommy’s boobs remain fascinating long after breastfeeding ends;
7. girl-on-girl snarkiness starts, not at 13, but 3;
6. glitter forms some kind of chemical bond with automobile upholstery;
5. the higher the sugar content, the higher they’ll climb to get it;
4. girl farts stink as bad as man farts;
3. chewed up food can be spit into an amazing variety of receptacles in any given house;
2. licking is not just for dogs and lollipops;
1. deep, deep-seated worry.
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awesome! Love it! And this is quickly turning into my favorite carnival ever!
bananass last blog post..10 things I’ve learned from my child
Too funny! Have to agree with the girls starting at 3 and not 13.
Midwest Mommys last blog post..Summer Fun Photo Contest
LOL These are awesome. I totally get that boob thing. I didn’t even breastfeed my son but he (at five and a half) is still into my boobs. He’ll be standing on the pew next to me in church during song time and I’ll look down and his hand will be resting on my boob. LOL
Erins last blog post..10 Things I have Learned from my Children
I learned the chicken nugget trick, try it with honey mustard dressing. It’s awesome.
Jackie @agsoccermoms last blog post..Oh my 5:45 is way to early to be awake
If it’s any consolation, young boys can be awfully snarky, too.
LOL How funny!
I love these lists I’m reading. The slightly altered title suits it just fine. I have to admit I’ve never had a McNugget salad, but they are by far my favorite simulated chicken food stuff.
mrsbear0309s last blog post..Ten Things I’ve Learned From My Children
Now that is a good idea!
I just couldn’t think of anything this week. My headmeat hurts…
Dumblonds last blog post..HOLY CRAP! My geek alarm just went off!
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