A part of me (yeah, THAT part) always knew thong underwear was dangerous, and now there’s a lawsuit to prove it.
This Victoria’s Secret litigation raises many questions, such as:
*52-year-olds wear thongs? really? is there no age limit on thong wearing? should there be? (no offense intended. I’m 41 and I wouldn’t go near them! In our house we try to avoid MONSTER WEDGIES, and thongs, by nature, ARE a wedgie, aren’t they?)
*why are there metallic decorative pieces on a thong? I mean, how? where?
*what are ya doing with that thong to make something FLY OFF it and INTO YOUR EYE?
[hey, don’t judge me—home with a feverish Kid leaves me searching for any kind of laugh]