Let the dog in!

is it voyeurism if….

it was two of these?

I didn’t MEAN to invade anyone’s privacy, especially a red-breasted sapsucker’s (although, they ARE doing it in PLAIN SIGHT).

The binoculars just happened to be around my neck at the time.

It was a quickie (or, perhaps that was normal speed…), and then there was some post-coital, solo feather pruning. He flew off right away. Typical.

Straighten those feathers all you want, birdie-girl, we could STILL tell what just happened. That red breast, slightly redder, more flushed.

Congratulate me! My first sapsucker sex! Want a cigarette?

Brooke
May 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Hey, just let me know if you see any GREAT TITS around your yard.
Scott
May 10th, 2008 at 8:33 am

I’m pretty sure that sap-sucking business is illegal here in Virginia.
Mrs. G.
May 10th, 2008 at 11:26 am

I am jealous as I have not ever seen one of these with my own eyes…just in my Sibley book.

This week I did see my first ever pair of oven birds hopping around in my bushes.
Jenn
May 12th, 2008 at 8:36 am

Try living on a farm this time of year. All the critters are randy and don’t give a rats patootie who sees them in the act. Perverts.