Monthly Archives: March 2008

who IS that Easter Bunny?

We had a little egg hunt for one at our house yesterday. I hid 8 eggs inside the house and the hubs took the headlamp to hide 8 more around the front yard the night before (you apparently HAVE TO HIDE THEM OUTSIDE…).

Kid merrily found eggs inside Easter morning. It rained awhile outside, so the Kid and the hubs hunted the yard later. He made a lot of hand motions and yelled “hey, come over here!” as he led her around the big, messy yard. Kid eventually found 7 eggs.

“I wonder if there are any more….?” We grownups kept saying. We finally gave up.

The Kid, however, did not. She snuck her eggs back outside in her own hiding places, and then said “hey, Daddy, come see! Come see!” (HEY, WHO’S LEADING THIS HUNT? I wondered)

She led him all over the yard. But her biggest surprise occurred when she called “hey, Daddy, come see!” only to see not just the egg she hid that afternoon at the base of tree, but coincidentally, the 8th egg hidden the night before in the nook of the same tree a foot above hers.

As her eyes popped out, the hubs thought, “oh, yeah, that’s where that is.”

I’m still not sure who played the best Easter Bunny.

Maybe next year, she could orchestrate the whole affair.

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can 1 question ruin your day?

How about…..“Are you the grandma?”

Okay, technically I could be Kid’s grandmother if I started at 18 and that child had a child at 18…., but I don’t really need to THINK about that. Instead of babies, I had school, work, travel, happy hours, moves, and freedom.

If more people would let their grey hair grow out, then these idiots would not say these things to me! I blame everyone else and SOCIETY!

I have had other idiots (nicer ones) say “Oh, your skin is SO young looking!”

These comments are up there with “When are you due?” when you are NOT. That one I’ve dodged. So far.

We’ll talk after all the Easter candy.

But OH, how that may confuse the idiots—she’s a grandma AND expecting….?

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bags of air….or windbags?

Driving home, we pass the paper shop with balloons tied outside on a sandwich board. (Yes, the same place that used to give away balloons, up until that helium shortage last year.)

“I want a balloon! Can I have a balloon today?”

We keep driving.

“Mommy!”

We keep driving.

“What?”

“Can I have a balloon? PLEASE?!”

“No, not today.” Still driving farther and farther away from the shop, toward our house.

“WHY NOT?!”

“Because I’m the worst mom evah. You said so.” That was a few days ago, but why not use it to my advantage?

“No, you’re not! That was just a joke! PLEASE, can I have a BALLOON?!”

“No, I’m pretty sure I’m the worst mom ever.”

“You’re not the worst; you’re the BEST! Those others were just WORDS! Mommy, balloon? PLEASE?”

We kept driving…..

images2.jpgI’m pretty sure she was telling the truth, though. About that best mommy thing. Right?

Children don’t lie. Right? Especially to their parents.

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False Idols

America is so dumb.

Amanda? Gone? While SHE is still there? In the TOP 10?

America is so dumb. I hate America. It’s not my friend anymore.

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Learn-A-Word Wednesday: gewgaw \G(Y)OO-gaw\

noun:

A showy trifle; a trinket; a bauble.

The origin of gewgaw is uncertain.

Here’s yet another useless word. Except that it describes what all the female 4 year old’s I know (and 3 and 2…) love and are instantly attracted to.

ANYTHING WITH GLITTER.

They are like little crows hopping all around any sparkly item, and ohh’ing and ahhh’ing and iwantthatformybirthday’ing!

Good thing, we woman have grown out that, eh? Right?

[I think this word really fits, even if we don't know where it comes from. I am going to use it, probably like this: "Kid! There are pieces of your gewgaw all over the rug. Now we need the vacuum!"]

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