jail time at Office Max

Posted on February 10, 2008 by wendy| 11 Comments

images.jpgIn case you were wondering, should someone in your household shoplift certain items at Office Max, even small items such as packages of stickers, and you’re forced to return said items and admit guilt, Steve the Manager will offer various Appointment Times for the Confessional Meeting, complete with Uniformed Security Guard thrown in for effect, at no extra charge, should you so choose.

In case you were wondering.

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11 Responses to jail time at Office Max

  1. Brooke | February 10, 2008 at 7:39 pm |

    Hmmm . . . this sounds like a better way to spend a blustery winter day than just sitting around the house watching the cat nap. Of course, it depends on how cute the Uniformed Security Guard is. :-)

  3. dorky dad | February 11, 2008 at 4:46 am |

    Thanks for that handy bit of information. But I choose to avoid any admission of guilt when I shoplift stuff. Especially stickers at Office Max.

  4. Jenn | February 11, 2008 at 7:40 am |

    Oooh..the uniformed security guard would definitely be the clincher for me! I love a man in a uniform. :P

  5. citizen of the world | February 11, 2008 at 7:59 am |

    If you steal a lot of stuff, can you get several security guards?

  6. wendy | February 11, 2008 at 8:42 am |

    You probably could get several guards at once, but that may also be known as THE LOCAL POLICE!! What they’ll do with the culprit, I don’t know…..

  7. Will | February 11, 2008 at 6:32 pm |

    HA-HA! Classic post.

  8. Dawn Merydith | February 11, 2008 at 6:33 pm |

    Oh man. That would of been so funny to see. LOL. Were you like, “stay away from my daughter!” ?

  9. Bev | February 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm |

    Hehe… when I first read that, I thought it said “uninformed security guard”. So he’d be like, “What are we here for again?” LOL.

    Yes, we’ve had a few incidents ourselves. Not fun.

    Bev.

  10. bananas | February 12, 2008 at 2:51 pm |

    Good to know.

    And DID YOU so choose?

  11. wendy | February 12, 2008 at 9:18 pm |

    Uninformed guards….well, they usually are!

    Bananas, Manager Steve seemed to think guards should be saved for when Kid is older (I mean, IF it happens again….).