Monday, January 28th, 2008...9:08 pm
nighttime, a scene
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It’s bedtime. Time for potty, teeth-brushing and pj’s.
A door slams.
BAM!
(small female voice from inside the bedroom, shouting)
I’ll put on my pj’s, but I want you to stay OUTSIDE!(pause)
So you won’t see my naked BUTT!
(larger female voice from outside the bedroom, shouting)
I MADE that BUTT, and I’ll look at it anytime I want!
It’s my life. Some days, I’m not real proud.
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8 Comments
January 28th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I’m still currently in the parenting phase in which I’m trying to keep my boy OUT of the bathroom when I’m there. Or anybody else, for that matter … like visitors.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Parenting is a peculiar enterprise.
January 29th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I think the main issue here is WHY do they LOVE to say that word so much??? My kids can’t manage a conversation which doesn’t include at least one mention of BUTT or POOP or some other word better left in the bathroom.
January 29th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@dd, yes, THEY get privacy but WE don’t!
@cs, getting stranger all the time…
@Brooke, they DO love that word. I understand they use it allllllll the time at preschool, too (the kids, not the teachers….I think).
January 29th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
the moosh got her daddy’s butt, I just got to cook it.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am
That cooking part is crucial!
January 30th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
P is always do a butt dance of sort trying to get me to “get her butt”. I knew about a year ago that I should of stopped the, “oh that butt is so cute I’m going to get it!” and then I’d chase her around the house. It’s come to haunt me now. I created a butt monster.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Just wait till they get to the “thingie” phase.
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