Tuesday, September 11th, 2007...1:39 pm
Residual from Bible Camp Week…..
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“God made you nice, Mommy…..
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and God made me mean.”
(this is hard to argue some days….)
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“God is invisible. He blends in.”
(That’s good cuz it would freak me out to have a couple of big eyes staring at me all the time. Oh, wait, I already have that….)
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Lastly, a joke from my popsicle stick:
Q: What do you call a trunk full of bison?
A: A buffa-load!
This is obviously the G version. Any other versions out there?
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10 Comments
September 12th, 2007 at 11:02 am
I’m pretty sure there was a buffa-load in my bathroom this morning!
September 12th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Q: What do you call a trunk full of bison?
A: A cow-tastrophe.
No? Aw, come on! Give it chance. Let it sink in.
September 12th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Scott, a cow-tastrophe?? Ok, I’m letting it sink in…..but is it washable later? Are girl bison cows? Girl moose are cows…..
Peee-uuuuu! the morning buffa-load!
September 12th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Oh I DO love that first one. God made me with way too little energy to compare with CJ’s way too much!!
September 13th, 2007 at 6:12 am
I’m hoping she came up with the God made me mean one…because I think I would be a tad upset if someone was actually TELLING her that! At least you were made nice…
September 13th, 2007 at 7:33 am
I second that on the energy factor!! There is some weird inverse relationship between me and Kid….the more energy she has, the less I have.
Jenn, I didn’t even think about that!! I doubt anyone said she was made mean. She uses this as an excuse all the time for any aspect of herself….well, that’s just how I’m made, she says, as if she’s 84 years old and accepted it all!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Re being “made mean” —
Kid is actually “made” pretty smart; looks like she’s thinking ahead to cover future actions! It’s kinda like, “I can’t help it,” and kin to the ole sayin’, “The devil made me do it.”
September 14th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Yes, she’s a smarty pants. Her teacher already informed me of her speeding through tasks and then being bored. A bored Kid…..trouble!
September 14th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Yes, I’m not surprised. This is pretty typical of very bright youngsters. I’ve had kids in class like Kid and they can really be a great asset if the teacher is sharp enough to give them special, challenging work, as this type student is usually very eager to succeed. If all clicks, they normally love school. You’re right, a bored kid is unhappy and can be trouble!
September 17th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Do you know the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
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