Let the dog in!

I love this woman!! In an attempt to illustrate the ease with which you may register to vote and the likelihood of voter fraud, she registered her dog, Duncan, in King County, WA. Duncan had trouble with holding the pen to vote so he never actually voted, but his mistress is now getting a fat fine and put on probation. What up wit the crackdown??

Anyway, she got me thinking…..if dogs could vote:

1. Cats — classified as either illegal aliens or lunch.
2. Good-bye, off-leash parks; hello, garbage cans! Leash-burnings held nationwide.
3. Couch, the new dog bed.
4. All dog food — mandatory beef tenderloin content — 75%.
5. All pecan and other nut trees to be laced with valium or its equivalent so as to slow those f#*@’ing squirrels down!
6. Bonus doggie liver snaps for all public licking of your own private parts.
7. No more dining tables with legs.

Yes, the world would be quite different…..although our own household would not actually change. Much.

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