This is the latest threat by our preschooler. Beats flinging a half-eaten banana across the room. Cleaner, too.
I have been disinvited and reinvited countless times now. Finally, I said she’d have a small party with no cake if I am not invited. As in, no one, nothing. She replied that Daddy and she did not need me, except that he does not know how to make a cake (she said it!).
She has quite unkindly informed adults, kids, dogs, spiders, and random strangers at whom she was p.o.’d that they too were not invited to her party. Is this better than hitting, kicking or biting? I”m not sure. Some days, her party list is blue whale long; other days, not so much. She provided me with several pages of “notes” for her party – a page of cake recipe scribbles, another of a decorations list, etc. A regular Colin Cowie, only slightly less bitchy (usually).
When is this party, you ask? Not until the end of August. We (I) have a lot more blacklisting to go….. I can’t wait until she’s mad at herself about something.
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Sounds like she will grow up to be a member of Congress …
ROFLMAO!!! Already the need to be in control…that’s my kind of girl!
Mine dis-invited me to her party too, in a rage of anger because I wouldn’t buy the Spongebob pinata. Eh. She got over it.
Ooooo, legislator, that is frightening but she is bribeable already so…..
I had no idea there are Spongebob pinatas! Let us hope there is no ad for that during a SB episode. She already saw the pirate’s room and wants to get rid of sweet Winnie the Pooh to redecorate with SB everything. Ugh.
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“Sounds like she will grow up to be a member of Congress …”
ROTFL!
She will most likely have to destroy this blog early in her career then.