Let the dog in!

It was an easy job, really. Kid, that patsy, left the side gate open after trying to get her tricycle into the backyard. I saw my chance. That lady who sleeps in my bed, my sometime walker, didn’t even notice. I roamed northward this time, to throw them off my trail.

Yeah, I eventually heard my name being called, but so what? Just cheers from my fans. Oh, the smells! The smells! I even found a few delicious items to roll in. Then I saw her running across the street, frantic look, ponytail falling out. She was yelling back at Kid, who was naked in the yard, something about “stay blahblahblah…..you blahblahblah….stay…!” She even went up to that parked car with the pig in it, although it looked more like a person than a pig to me.

I finally took pity on her and came running back just before she got in the car to search. I pretended I just then heard her screams. She seemed happy enough. It was hot. I really could go much farther on a cooler day.

[Guest post written by Becca/LTK/Bad Dog!!
Note my vengeful use of a most embarrassing photo]

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