It was an easy job, really. Kid, that patsy, left the side gate open after trying to get her tricycle into the backyard. I saw my chance. That lady who sleeps in my bed, my sometime walker, didn’t even notice. I roamed northward this time, to throw them off my trail. […]
1. If you go the “let them run around naked outside in the summer” route, your child may develop a penchant for ONLY doing it outside. For example, they are playing inside, minding their own business for once, and wham! that urge strikes. Clothes are ripped off and next thing you know, […]
I have a new favorite website — http://dailypuppy.com. Loaded with cuuuuuute puppy pictures, it is a perfect mood lifter. And educational. Who knew there is such a thing as a goldendoodle? This critter is a Karelian bear dog, yes, a dog for bear hunters. Little tough guy. Check this […]
The problem with having a kid at an AMA (advanced maternal age, for all you young whippersnappers!), well, one problem, is that you have memories of life Before Kid. Like Memorial Day weekend. You Always had something going on for this weekend; someone Always had a party of some kind to go to, […]
Keep Dementia at Bay.
Finally. A good news story. This has been my secret hope all along. Of course, the studied subjects were senior citizens, but that only gives me something to look forward to in 25 years….. I’ve always been a self-starter (hey, in certain areas), so I will […]
1. You squeeze hand lotion onto your toothbrush.
2. You find your fresh mug of tea, ice cold and untouched, five hours after you made it.
3. You find your toothbrush, complete with actual toothpaste, at bedtime from when you prepared it that morning.
4. You can’t finish the laundry because it is too […]
I am getting the evil eye from my spouse. What did you do this time, you wonder. This glance came after DH heard Kid announce that she had banged her vagina on something while in the tub or getting out of the tub, I am not sure. I shudder to think of the […]
