Monthly Archives: January 2007

welcome to my latest learning curve!

Thanks to my dear friend Alicia, I am now posting to my very own website!  I still need to figure a few things out (alright, everything), so bear with me.  If things look odd when you check in from time to time, that’s me being techie-impaired.  Just like that double black diamond skier saying “speed is your friend,” a computer geek friend said, “oh, you should have your own site.  You just do x and y” (really, he did not mention a z). 

When did it get so hard to learn things?  When did we get out of practice at practicing?  Or when did we begin believing we could quickly learn something that people spend Years working at?  Maybe because some sweet-smelling, cherub-faced preteen boy can do it one-handed while playing the latest Playstation with the other…..   Well, while I have given up becoming a great skier, or even a decent intermediate one, here I’ll be posting away, traversing the “green” runs of the WWW….

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Permanent Fund reports good 2nd quarter…

…Alaska’s nest egg now over 37 Billion.

Sure, the natural wilderness panoramic vistas are beautiful, awe-inspiring, and soul-enriching, but what about that PFD?! Now that’s something to really miss when you move “down south.” For the seven years I lived in Alaska, each resident, young or old, received an annual permanent fund dividend check in October (assuming you filed the paperwork — and what idiot would miss out on that?). The amount varied from $800-1200 while I was there. Nice perk. I see the fund is still going strong. Who pays me for living here? No one, that’s who!

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A Park’ing Lot

On Sunday, contrary to my husband’s wishes for shopping (he’s the family shopper), we drove to a coastal park. It felt wintery still, around 40 degrees with a little breeze, but pretty nice out. “Pretty nice” here in January is what we said in Juneau, Alaska all the time. Translated, it means “it’s not raining.”

Perhaps that is why no one else was at this park, which worked out fine for us since our furry beast (the dog, not the kid) was terrorizing the various types of ducks floating nearby. Well, she tried, but the ducks just paddled away, deeming even a short flight unnecessary. A seal bobbed around briefly; a great blue heron meditated on a low piling.

Oblivious to wildlife, our 3 year old climbed all over the play set, which seemed to have been constructed in this millennium, so that’s nice (remember what was considered a “safe” playground 30 years ago? — gravel spread thinly under rusted, lopsided metal swings, worn down monkey bars and child-eating merry-go-rounds). All this shiny, new equipment sits ocean side under the shadow of the Hood Canal bridge at Salisbury county park, next to Port Gamble. This spot may serve well for a trial run family camp-out after it warms up more (the kid has not gone camping yet, so I want to be close to home if it turns into Trip From H@##). This, after we get replacement sleeping bags for the ones the mice ate in our garage….

Yes, we had a fine time up until our child decided to really feel the sand, so she striped half naked and rubbed sand all over her chest and arms and then made “sand angels.” She amused the seal.

Time to go shopping.

[this post can also be found at Bainbridge Breezes]

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foofaraw \FOO-fuh-raw\

noun:
1. Excessive or flashy ornamentation or decoration.
2. A fuss over a matter of little importance.

I don’t have much to say about this word except “what’s all the FOOFARAW?!” Ever since I read it, I notice it everywhere: Golden Globe Awards: foofaraw! Donald Trump: foofaraw! 3 year old tantrums: foofaraw! I think there might an associated smell with foofaraw, too, which the definition failed to mention. Another funny thing, Word spellcheck does not acknowledge this word, but it failed to recognize “blogger” too….

Everyone repeat after me, “what’s all the foofaraw?!”

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free contraception for the “mature couple”

An average woman (or one of average morals) spends a good 15-20 years of her life trying NOT to get pregnant these days. Considering the investment in money, worry, pregnancy tests, and “concerned advice” from parental figures, you’d think a sneeze would do the trick. Then you get old. Who knew contraception could be so easy and so cheap!

Here is my list of FREE conception for the “mature couple” — (feel free to add to it)
1. 10 feet on the mattress at all times (parents, kid, dog)
2. Gravity (i.e., standing up)
3. Business travel
4. Big dinner
5. Movie viewing at night
6. “Smart” comment from spouse
7. Small hill developing in middle of old bed
8. Decongestants or other dehydrating foodstuffs
9. Dog located on #7 hill
10. Online shopping

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