Let the dog in!

No, I am not being X-rated. That is our weather forecast today. Truly. I think that guy on channel 5 said it under his breath or when they cut away to Sports. Dog agrees and has decided now to forego peeing and pooping in the yard when it is pissy-sucky out. We only bought this house for the big yard for Dog…. The real irony is that my kid had months of ripping off her clothes and running outside to pee or poop, rather than deal with the mechanics of the throne. No one poops where they are supposed to! This is not mentioned in the Training Manuals, well, not for the kid, anyway.

Just to call it out, too, if you are wondering, Yes, I have been reading Winnie the Pooh a lot lately — to my kid — and decided that capitalization is under Used. But don’t Box me in just yet, because i have always been an e.e. cummings fan too…..